the "ipod" shuffle

Instructions: set your iPod (or other MP3 player) on shuffle, ask the following questions. The songs that appear each time are your answers. Cheating is strongly frowned upon.

1. How does the world see you? "Serenade" by Steve Miller Band
Quiet yes, reserved, yes... serene? Only on rare occasions.

2. Will I have a happy life? "BBQ" by 2 Skinnie J's
I see. Have more BBQ's, have more fun. Clearly this information comes from a source of unspeakable power.

3. What do my friends think of me? "A League Of Their Own" by Madonna
This can be taken so many ways...

4. Do people secretly lust after me? "Baby, What A Big Surprise" by Chicago
Yeah, it would be a surprise for me too.

5. How can I make myself happy? "Stoned" by Smashmouth
If you count knitting, listening to random music while talking to stealmonsters and writing items that are > all, then okay.

6. What should I do with my life? "Mystified" by Damn Yankees
You got that right.

7. Will I ever have children? "Magnolia Simms" by The Monkees
As southern as I try to be in an effort to assimilate to this strange culture, I'll not be using the name Magnolia.

8. What is some good advice for me? "Dancing Nancies" by Dave Matthews Band
I'll take this as I should learn to dance without hurting myself and/or others in the process.

9. How will I be remembered? "An Angel Came Down" by Trans-Siberian Orchestra
mmmkay then. Moving right along.

10. What's my signature dancing song? "I'm A Believer" by The Monkees
It would be high on the list. If you know, I could dance. Can we call this a signature driving much too fast through town song?

11. What's my current theme song? "What's My Age Again?" by Blink 182
A concept I'd like to apply to life no matter how old I am.

12. What do others think is my current theme song? "Oh Well" by Kenny Wayne Shepherd
Am I that easygoing?

13. What shall they play at my funeral? "Elysium" by Portishead
Anything by the band would work, really.

14. What type of men/women do I like? "Tounge Tied" by Eve 6
Considering I've entrapped the only man I'll ever need with the ol ball and chain...

15. How's my love life? "Motorcycle Drive By" by Third Eye Blind
Just fine, thanks for askin!